December 2011
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: my parents found my blog please come quick.
When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
People who say ''New Year, New Me.''
slypeezy:
…This was very intense
-ryan:
#Beyonce being a hoodrat
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.